Morse coders Vs texters , episode I

The Jay Leno show recently pitted of texters against morse coders - and morse coders won!
93-year-old Gordon Hill operated his telegraph against 13-year-old texter Brittany Devlin. And he won. Was it practice? Maybe. But, even then, Brittany was using a lot of text slang so she could/should be quite fast. Apparently, our dear texter didn’t used ZYB’s Warp speed 9 Easy texting. So this is why he lost the game…
This was the message:

Hey, girlfriend, you can text all your best pals to tell them where you are going and what you are wearing.

P.s. So, should I switch to morse code for messaging since it's faster? Thanks but no thanks. I haven't got enough RAM memory left in my brain to learn all that Morse code by heart…